All thing considered, this could be a lot worse.

[soft, feminine giggling, followed by a very convincingly girlish voice] I'm lo~nely~, someone come keep me company~?

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[the sound of rapid footsteps/heels clicking against a hard surface, faint music in the distance, and all sounds muffled as the recorder is in a clutch bag] Hmph, they made it obvious yesterday that they had no taste whatsoever, but this? This is just not going to work. If you're going to do something, you may as well do it right.

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I think I have everything I need now, I just hope I haven't lost my touch, it's been a while since I tried this.

OOC: Susumu's currently hiding out in the forest in drag, so feel free to mention seeing an unfamiliar woman/Ayumu look-a-like out there (because he makes for a very pretty woman).